Buddha Betrayed Me
So I just found out some disturbing news:
Apparently, when you rub a Buddha statue's belly, you're not just rubbing it for luck. You're also asking for healthy MALE BABIES!! Do you even KNOW how many Buddha bellies I have rubbed in Korea???
Hence forth, no more! There shalt be NO babies here.
Apparently, when you rub a Buddha statue's belly, you're not just rubbing it for luck. You're also asking for healthy MALE BABIES!! Do you even KNOW how many Buddha bellies I have rubbed in Korea???
Hence forth, no more! There shalt be NO babies here.
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